Just now on Facebook, I ran across a link to a modernized retelling of the myth of Aset and the Seven Scorpions, from a website called Better Myths, and I laughed myself silly while reading it. The site re-tells myths with a… unique perspective.
As a strong, VERY strong warning: It’s often vulgar, offensive and R-rated, so be careful where you read. If you’re up for a good stupid adult giggle at mythology, it’s a place to start. If you only want to read the Egyptian myths, you can find those here.